When writing a long essay in school:

the-absolute-funniest:

Your handwriting in the introduction

Your handwriting in the last paragraph

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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust”……. Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

krxs10:

fuckyeahbieberbitch:

iconic-vinny-virus:

iconicbieberfever:

sincerelyjenelle:

estherlovesu:

thebiebervoice:

this is still being rebblogged… omg, the notes.

LMAO

OH MY GOD. LMAO.

 BRB DYING.

OHHMMYYGGODDD WHAT IS AIR?!

THIS IS LEGENDARY

HAHAHAHHAHAH YES!

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So I just went on MySpace for the first time since well… 2009 and I must say…

thefingerfucker:

I remember when I first joined tumblr I was like

kafere:

And now I’m just like

TUMBLR ALL DAY.

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